The following parody is a response to the deceptive Erik Paulsen mailing that was sent out by the Connie Doepke for Senate campaign.

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Who else did NOT endorse Connie Doepke?

Representative Connie Doepke's sends
a deceptive mailer to voters

The Connie Doepke for Senate campaign was caught sending out a deceptive mailer implying endorsement of her campaign by Congressman Erik Paulsen.

Erik did NOT endorse Connie Doepke and, in fact, endorsed her opponent.

So . . . because we found the mailer to be so outrageous and so absurd . . . we thought it might be amusing to take a look at OTHER fake endorsements Connie Doepke might have considered . . . .

President Ronald Reagan
“I wish I could have served with Connie in the Minnesota Legislature. She's a great Representative and a proven leader.”

Michael Phelps
“I wish I could have served with Connie in the Minnesota Legislature. She's a great Representative and a proven leader.”

Winston Churchill
“I wish I could have served with Connie in the Minnesota Legislature. She's a great Representative and a proven leader.”

The Pope
“I wish I could have served with Connie in the Minnesota Legislature. She's a great Representative and a proven leader.”

Larry the Cable Guy
“I wish I could have served with Connie in the Minnesota Legislature. She's a great Representative and a proven leader.”

President Obama
“I wish I could have served with Connie in the Minnesota Legislature. She's a great Representative and a proven leader.”

Justin Bieber
“I wish I could have served with Connie in the Minnesota Legislature. She's a great Representative and a proven leader.”

Gandhi
“I wish I could have served with Connie in the Minnesota Legislature. She's a great Representative and a proven leader.”

Mickey Mouse
“I wish I could have served with Connie in the Minnesota Legislature. She's a great Representative and a proven leader.”

And . . . last but not least . . . Dave Osmek!
“I wish I could have served with Connie in the Minnesota Legislature. She's a great Representative and a proven leader.”

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